motogpnews riassume in poche parole le risposte date a Camel/Biaggi dai vari team
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As exclusively revealed by MotoGP News last week the Roman Empress, Maxine Biaggi, has ridden his last ever MotoGP race and is set to be forced to announce his retirement from MotoGP shortly.
Biaggi, who likes to ride his scooter at breakneck speed through the paddock, has found that his 2006 options have dried up faster than Capirossi's 'al-dente' motorhome.
MotoGP News exclusively now brings you the comments from the various teams that the Roman has tried to approach and the true meaning:-
Paul Denning - Team Suzuki: "It does not matter how much money Camel puts on the table, Suzuki will not supply a third bike for Max Biaggi."
Explanation: There's not enough money in this world that could ever compensate having his beard in our pitbox.
Harald Eckl - Kawasaki: "We have no plan for a third bike and the Kawasaki must be green."
Explanation: Get lost. Not only do we not have a bike for Biaggi even if we did have we wouldn't make it available for him.
Herve Poncharal - Tech 3 Yamaha: "We would like Camel but the rider situation does not make this possible"
Explanation: We want the money, but Yamaha won't let us consider Biaggi. Did I mention we need the money?
Anonymous Repsol team member: "Max wants to invent the world new every day. You would need to keep him away from the computers."
Explanation: Self-explanatory
Valentino Rossi - Odorous Yamaha rider: "Max has always been a fierce rival and hopefully will find a ride for 2006."
Explanation: I hope he gets a top ride as these new boys are getting worryingly fast.
To add to Biaggi's woes Honda have stated that no Honda team, in any sport anywhere in the known universe should ever, under any circumstances, ever even consider giving Biaggi a ride. Ever. Furthermore this policy also stretches to Honda vehicles snubbing Biaggi's chance of owning the Honda Civic that he's wanted for so many years.