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... ciao Sic ...

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Men always have better friends...They will stand by you, no matter what...!!!





Friends of women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night.



So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.





Friends of men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.



So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them.

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Saddam Hussein si trova al cospetto di Dio e gli chiede come sarà l'Iraq fra quattro anni e Dio risponde : Sarà completamente rasa al suono dalle bombe americane! Saddam si accascia a terra e piange. Bush chede a Dio come sarà l'america fra quattro anni e dio gli risponde: Sarà tutta contaminata dalle armi chimiche dei terroristi. Bush si accascia a terra e piange. Berlusconi chiede a Dio come sarà l'Italia fra quattro anni.

Dio si accascia a terra e piange...

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